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MikeKozlowski
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kdahm wrote: ↑Mon Apr 21, 2025 3:29 pm FM CAESAR TIBERIUS ROME
TO PREFECT JUDEA JERUSALEM
SUBJ//OPREP-IIIB BEELINE//
RMKS//TURKEY TROTS TO WATER WHERE RPT WHERE IS JESUS OF NAZARETH THE WORLD WONDERS

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...The purported conversation between a US Marine and a Royal Marine:

RM: "My unit is so old that we pulled guard duty at Jesus' tomb."

USMC: "If we'd have had the duty he wouldn't have gotten away."

Mike
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Bernard Woolley
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The senior line regiment in the British Army, The Royal Scots (now part of The Royal Regiment of Scotland) had the nickname Pontius Pilate's Bodyguard.
“Frankly, I had enjoyed the war… and why do people want peace if the war is so much fun?” - Lieutenant General Sir Adrian Carton de Wiart
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Paul Nuttall
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Meanwhile in Glasgow

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jemhouston
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Paul Nuttall wrote: ↑Mon Jul 07, 2025 5:34 pm Meanwhile in Glasgow

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