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They said I could be anything...





...so I became a disappointment.
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I'll be running now.
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Donald Tusk just cracked a good one about German soldiers helping contain the flooding in Poland :mrgreen:

https://x.com/visegrad24/status/1836728910525894974
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My farmer friend used his stimulus check to buy baby chickens.


He got his money for nothing and his chicks for free.
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Top Gun Safety Briefing
https://www.tumblr.com/kcsplace/7667835 ... urce=share
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jemhouston wrote: ↑Tue Nov 12, 2024 2:40 pm Top Gun Safety Briefing
https://www.tumblr.com/kcsplace/7667835 ... urce=share
So, if I subtract someone from the population and then knock up a stripper, I'm Net Zero, right?
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Poohbah wrote: ↑Tue Nov 12, 2024 5:10 pm
jemhouston wrote: ↑Tue Nov 12, 2024 2:40 pm Top Gun Safety Briefing
https://www.tumblr.com/kcsplace/7667835 ... urce=share
So, if I subtract someone from the population and then knock up a stripper, I'm Net Zero, right?
The latter is a Hunter Biden, :lol:
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Read a great joke the other day, RFK Jr being appointed to run HHS. Whoever came up with that had a wicked sense of humour. :lol:

What? It was a joke, right? Right?
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jemhouston wrote: ↑Mon Nov 18, 2024 1:57 pm Image
Heh, actually that’s a merged data set
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Yes. Embrace the power of both for those people.
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What is the name of the martial arts mentoring program that Google invented to increase its profits?
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Ad sensei!
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What do you call a complaint about the food in a restaurant that is unjustified and thought about a lot?
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A mulled whine.
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B52 joke was pretty good. :D
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