Jokes

[jemhouston]

[gtg947h]

They said I could be anything...





...so I became a disappointment.

[jemhouston]

I'll be running now.

[Jotun]

Donald Tusk just cracked a good one about German soldiers helping contain the flooding in Poland

https://x.com/visegrad24/status/1836728910525894974

[jemhouston]

[gtg947h]

My farmer friend used his stimulus check to buy baby chickens.


He got his money for nothing and his chicks for free.

[jemhouston]

[jemhouston]

Top Gun Safety Briefing
https://www.tumblr.com/kcsplace/7667835 ... urce=share

[Poohbah]

Top Gun Safety Briefing
https://www.tumblr.com/kcsplace/7667835 ... urce=share

So, if I subtract someone from the population and then knock up a stripper, I'm Net Zero, right?

[jemhouston]

Top Gun Safety Briefing
https://www.tumblr.com/kcsplace/7667835 ... urce=share

So, if I subtract someone from the population and then knock up a stripper, I'm Net Zero, right?

The latter is a Hunter Biden,

[Bernard Woolley]

Read a great joke the other day, RFK Jr being appointed to run HHS. Whoever came up with that had a wicked sense of humour.

What? It was a joke, right? Right?

[jemhouston]

[Nightwatch2]

Heh, actually that’s a merged data set

[David Newton]

Yes. Embrace the power of both for those people.