Saturday Night Joke

[jemhouston]

From Ace of Spades

The Saturday Night Joke

Roosevelt, Churchill and Stalin are taking a coffee break in Yalta...
Churchill takes out a small black notebook and starts writing something
down.

"Taking notes?", Roosevelt asks.

"No," Churchill says, "I heard a new political joke about myself this
morning. I collect all jokes about myself. I already have over 100 in
this notebook."

"How funny," Stalin says. "I collect all jokes about myself too."

"Oh, really?" Churchill says. "So how many have you got?"

"Three prison camps so far." (H/T NaCly Dog )

[MikeKozlowski]

From Ace of Spades

The Saturday Night Joke

Roosevelt, Churchill and Stalin are taking a coffee break in Yalta...
Churchill takes out a small black notebook and starts writing something
down.

"Taking notes?", Roosevelt asks.

"No," Churchill says, "I heard a new political joke about myself this
morning. I collect all jokes about myself. I already have over 100 in
this notebook."

"How funny," Stalin says. "I collect all jokes about myself too."

"Oh, really?" Churchill says. "So how many have you got?"

"Three prison camps so far." (H/T NaCly Dog )

Mike

[mac1812]

From Ace of Spades

The Saturday Night Joke

Roosevelt, Churchill and Stalin are taking a coffee break in Yalta...
Churchill takes out a small black notebook and starts writing something
down.

"Taking notes?", Roosevelt asks.

"No," Churchill says, "I heard a new political joke about myself this
morning. I collect all jokes about myself. I already have over 100 in
this notebook."

"How funny," Stalin says. "I collect all jokes about myself too."

"Oh, really?" Churchill says. "So how many have you got?"

"Three prison camps so far." (H/T NaCly Dog )

Thats messed up enough that it does make you laugh.

[jemhouston]

It's also had a ring truth.