This Just In.....

[MikeKozlowski]

The Food and Drug Administration has ordered a recall of radioactive shrimp from Walmart:

https://abcnews.go.com/US/fda-warns-pub ... =124780934

This doesn't happen in normal countries.

Mike

[Nightwatch2]

The Food and Drug Administration has ordered a recall of radioactive shrimp from Walmart:

https://abcnews.go.com/US/fda-warns-pub ... =124780934

This doesn't happen in normal countries.

Mike

Had to dig a bit deeper to find out where it all came from.

Imported from…..

(Drum roll please)

Indonesia

You are right, this doesn’t happen in normal countries.

We need to expand operations of The Bubba Shrimp Company and similar independent US producers

[Johnnie Lyle]

The Food and Drug Administration has ordered a recall of radioactive shrimp from Walmart:

https://abcnews.go.com/US/fda-warns-pub ... =124780934

This doesn't happen in normal countries.

Mike

Yeah, most recalls are for chemical or biological contamination.

[Craiglxviii]

You all know your NBC drills, guys!

[Nightwatch2]

In the food chain

[kdahm]

Well, that's not so bad. At least the shrimp were dead.

Four radioactive wasp nests were found at Savannah River in July. They were obviously trying to build a reactor, but were destroyed before that they had a chance to prompt critical.

https://arstechnica.com/health/2025/08/ ... -carolina/

[Rocket J Squrriel]

One guess I've heard is that the shrimp is actually Chinese. The ship through Indonesia to avoid restrictions.

[Nightwatch2]

One guess I've heard is that the shrimp is actually Chinese. The ship through Indonesia to avoid restrictions.

THAT doesn’t surprise me in the least!!

[MikeKozlowski]

Well, that's not so bad. At least the shrimp were dead.

Four radioactive wasp nests were found at Savannah River in July. They were obviously trying to build a reactor, but were destroyed before that they had a chance to prompt critical.

https://arstechnica.com/health/2025/08/ ... -carolina/

kdahm,

Savannah River isn't that far from me. I'm advised however that the wasps had their dosimeters on at all times.

Mike

[Nightwatch2]

Well, that's not so bad. At least the shrimp were dead.

Four radioactive wasp nests were found at Savannah River in July. They were obviously trying to build a reactor, but were destroyed before that they had a chance to prompt critical.

https://arstechnica.com/health/2025/08/ ... -carolina/

kdahm,

Savannah River isn't that far from me. I'm advised however that the wasps had their dosimeters on at all times.

Mike

Think how much fun everyone will have when they interbreed with Murder Hornets and Killer Bees

[Nathan45]

https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1959292068662018052