A Note For Our Friends In The UK....

[MikeKozlowski]

From TwiX:

Moz Perkins Author
@MozPerkins
PLEASE BE AWARE:

WARNING: the UK will go to the highest state of readiness this weekend, due to fact that the the British Army and the Royal Navy will be participating in the annual drinking contest which is cleverly disguised as a rugby match.

Unfortunately, this means that the safety of the country will be left solely in the hands of the RAF, and they never usually get up before mid day on weekends, and probably wouldn't answer any phone calls anyway. If anyone has any concern's for their safety, or war/civil unrest becomes apparent, then please try to hang on till Tuesday as it’s a bank holiday Monday when normal service will be resumed, albeit with a few sore heads!

PS if really desperate the Americans have promised to come to our aid..

Be safe and stay vigilant.

Mike

[warshipadmin]

In the People's Republic of Victoria we get 2 public holidays, for a footie game and a horse race.

[Johnnie Lyle]

In the People's Republic of Victoria we get 2 public holidays, for a footie game and a horse race.

UK-UofL is an unofficial holiday in the Commonwealth.

If it doesn’t have a sufficiently large TV, it closes.

[Paul Nuttall]

Army - RAF in about two weeks.

From what I have heard the Army-Navy has got very Corporated and expensive....plus a lot of civilian pissheads are coming to it and causing havoc.......more havoc afterwards.