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MikeKozlowski
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"I'm Mike Kozlowski, and I approve this message."
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jemhouston
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Sounds like a Mythbusters segment when a kid wanted them to blow his family's car up. They did it twice, once Hollywood style with Gasoline to get the fireball, second time C-4.

Great training exercise.
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jemhouston wrote: ↑Tue Sep 26, 2023 11:09 am Sounds like a Mythbusters segment when a kid wanted them to blow his family's car up. They did it twice, once Hollywood style with Gasoline to get the fireball, second time C-4.

Great training exercise.
Jem,

C4 IS fun. I can still smell the stuff.

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jemhouston wrote: ↑Tue Sep 26, 2023 11:09 am Sounds like a Mythbusters segment when a kid wanted them to blow his family's car up. They did it twice, once Hollywood style with Gasoline to get the fireball, second time C-4.

Great training exercise.
Sounds like it went a lot better than the cannonball incident. :lol:
Westray: That this is some sort of coincidence. Because they don't really believe in coincidences. They've heard of them. They've just never seen one.
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Kozlowski, was that you in Oxford?

What did we say about lighting other people's farts.......

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MikeKozlowski
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Zen9 wrote: ↑Thu Oct 05, 2023 8:48 pm Kozikowski, was that you in Oxford?

What did we say about lighting other people's farts.......

;)
Zen,

I deny everything, demand counsel, and besides it was two other guys.

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And you were out of the country!

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Belushi TD wrote: ↑Fri Oct 06, 2023 1:38 pm And you were out of the country!

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Why, yes. Yes, I was.

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My standard response to that sort of thing is ...

"It wasn't me. You can't prove it. I was out of the country anyway!"

It stems from a very psycho ex who was intent on blaming her STD in 2003 on me from when we dated a decade earlier, rather than her philandering husband.

After a number of unpleasant phone calls I finally gave her that line and hung up.

She immediately called me back to yell at me and I interrupted her to tell her that her hubby was banging someone else, and if she didn't want to catch another STD, she needed to divorce his sorry ass.

I've never heard from her again!

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Belushi TD wrote: ↑Fri Oct 06, 2023 7:41 pm My standard response to that sort of thing is ...

"It wasn't me. You can't prove it. I was out of the country anyway!"

It stems from a very psycho ex who was intent on blaming her STD in 2003 on me from when we dated a decade earlier, rather than her philandering husband.

After a number of unpleasant phone calls I finally gave her that line and hung up.

She immediately called me back to yell at me and I interrupted her to tell her that her hubby was banging someone else, and if she didn't want to catch another STD, she needed to divorce his sorry ass.

I've never heard from her again!

Belushi TD
Which brings up the question did her of her again, say the newspaper for either shooting her husband or getting beaten by said husband?
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MikeKozlowski wrote: ↑Fri Oct 06, 2023 3:09 pm
Belushi TD wrote: ↑Fri Oct 06, 2023 1:38 pm And you were out of the country!

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Why, yes. Yes, I was.

Mike
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Zen9 wrote: ↑Sat Oct 07, 2023 9:37 pm
MikeKozlowski wrote: ↑Fri Oct 06, 2023 3:09 pm
Belushi TD wrote: ↑Fri Oct 06, 2023 1:38 pm And you were out of the country!

Belushi TD
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Why, yes. Yes, I was.

Mike
Obviously for a fee.....I can confirm this ;)
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Rocket J Squrriel wrote: ↑Tue Sep 26, 2023 11:59 pm
jemhouston wrote: ↑Tue Sep 26, 2023 11:09 am Sounds like a Mythbusters segment when a kid wanted them to blow his family's car up. They did it twice, once Hollywood style with Gasoline to get the fireball, second time C-4.

Great training exercise.
Sounds like it went a lot better than the cannonball incident. :lol:
Ah, but the cannonball was a classic!! 🤣
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