Chuck Norris Dies at 86

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Chuck Norris Dies at 86

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Chuck Norris, Action Icon and ‘Walker Texas Ranger’ Star, Dies at 86
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...He didn't die. He just returned to his home world.

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MikeKozlowski wrote: ↑Fri Mar 20, 2026 2:17 pm ...He didn't die. He just returned to his home world.

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Death and Chuck are now drinking buddies.
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Lordroel wrote: ↑Fri Mar 20, 2026 2:27 pm
MikeKozlowski wrote: ↑Fri Mar 20, 2026 2:17 pm ...He didn't die. He just returned to his home world.

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Death and Chuck are now drinking buddies.
No, Death just stopped moonlighting as Chuck Norris.
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Bet you Saint Peter didn’t dare ask him any questions on the way in.
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Bruce Lee Chuck Norris endless rematches!

RIP (Earthly presence) Legend!
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He’s roundhouse kicking in Heaven.
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Micael wrote: ↑Fri Mar 20, 2026 3:05 pm Bet you Saint Peter didn’t dare ask him any questions on the way in.
Chuck Norris didn't "die", he went to train Saint Michael on how to roundhouse kick the devil for when Armageddon comes.
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From one of the Discworld facebook sites

Chuck Norris is the only person Death has spoken to in lower case letters.
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"Fear Not", says Chuck Norris to terrified angels

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Begun, the memes have.
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Death has had a Chuck Norris experience.

RIP to a really, really nice guy.
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Chuck died quite a while ago, it just took death several years to gather the courage to tell him.
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