Plot Bunny Strikes Again!

[Poohbah]

Another noir neo-Western concept:

JELLYSTONE

National Park Service Ranger John Francis Smith has to face off against notorious crime lord Yogi Bear...master of the picnic basket theft, protection, and smuggling trade in Jellystone National Park.

("See, you hands over a couple o' clams or a sandwich or two, if you don't want animals like Mr. Boo to steal your meal, see?")

Mr. Ranger is wearing a plate carrier and toting a tacticool AR platform in .338 Lapua.

("When you take on Yogi's bears, you'd best make sure you brought enough gun to do the job.")

Plot twist: Mr. Ranger's wife chooses the bear...

[Johnnie Lyle]

Another noir neo-Western concept:

JELLYSTONE

National Park Service Ranger John Francis Smith has to face off against notorious crime lord Yogi Bear...master of the picnic basket theft, protection, and smuggling trade in Jellystone National Park.

("See, you hands over a couple o' clams or a sandwich or two, if you don't want animals like Mr. Boo to steal your meal, see?")

Mr. Ranger is wearing a plate carrier and toting a tacticool AR platform in .338 Lapua.

("When you take on Yogi's bears, you'd best make sure you brought enough gun to do the job.")

Plot twist: Mr. Ranger's wife chooses the bear...

Is that a good or bad thing?

[Poohbah]

Another noir neo-Western concept:

JELLYSTONE

National Park Service Ranger John Francis Smith has to face off against notorious crime lord Yogi Bear...master of the picnic basket theft, protection, and smuggling trade in Jellystone National Park.

("See, you hands over a couple o' clams or a sandwich or two, if you don't want animals like Mr. Boo to steal your meal, see?")

Mr. Ranger is wearing a plate carrier and toting a tacticool AR platform in .338 Lapua.

("When you take on Yogi's bears, you'd best make sure you brought enough gun to do the job.")

Plot twist: Mr. Ranger's wife chooses the bear...

Is that a good or bad thing?

Doggone good question.

[Johnnie Lyle]

Another noir neo-Western concept:

JELLYSTONE

National Park Service Ranger John Francis Smith has to face off against notorious crime lord Yogi Bear...master of the picnic basket theft, protection, and smuggling trade in Jellystone National Park.

("See, you hands over a couple o' clams or a sandwich or two, if you don't want animals like Mr. Boo to steal your meal, see?")

Mr. Ranger is wearing a plate carrier and toting a tacticool AR platform in .338 Lapua.

("When you take on Yogi's bears, you'd best make sure you brought enough gun to do the job.")

Plot twist: Mr. Ranger's wife chooses the bear...

Is that a good or bad thing?

Doggone good question.

A smart lawyer would argue it’s cruel and unusual punishment.

[Poohbah]

Is that a good or bad thing?

Doggone good question.

A smart lawyer would argue it’s cruel and unusual punishment.

For the bear, presumably.

[Johnnie Lyle]

Doggone good question.

A smart lawyer would argue it’s cruel and unusual punishment.

For the bear, presumably.

I’ve seen that variant of the proposition.