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Plot Bunny Strikes Again!
Posted: Thu May 16, 2024 4:20 am
by Poohbah
Another noir neo-Western concept:
JELLYSTONE
National Park Service Ranger John Francis Smith has to face off against notorious crime lord Yogi Bear...master of the picnic basket theft, protection, and smuggling trade in Jellystone National Park.
("See, you hands over a couple o' clams or a sandwich or two, if you don't want animals like Mr. Boo to steal your meal, see?")
Mr. Ranger is wearing a plate carrier and toting a tacticool AR platform in .338 Lapua.
("When you take on Yogi's bears, you'd best make sure you brought enough gun to do the job.")
Plot twist: Mr. Ranger's wife chooses the bear...
Re: Plot Bunny Strikes Again!
Posted: Tue May 21, 2024 4:09 am
by Johnnie Lyle
Poohbah wrote: ↑Thu May 16, 2024 4:20 am
Another noir neo-Western concept:
JELLYSTONE
National Park Service Ranger John Francis Smith has to face off against notorious crime lord Yogi Bear...master of the picnic basket theft, protection, and smuggling trade in Jellystone National Park.
("See, you hands over a couple o' clams or a sandwich or two, if you don't want animals like Mr. Boo to steal your meal, see?")
Mr. Ranger is wearing a plate carrier and toting a tacticool AR platform in .338 Lapua.
("When you take on Yogi's bears, you'd best make sure you brought enough gun to do the job.")
Plot twist: Mr. Ranger's wife chooses the bear...
Is that a good or bad thing?
Re: Plot Bunny Strikes Again!
Posted: Tue May 21, 2024 4:37 am
by Poohbah
Johnnie Lyle wrote: ↑Tue May 21, 2024 4:09 am
Poohbah wrote: ↑Thu May 16, 2024 4:20 am
Another noir neo-Western concept:
JELLYSTONE
National Park Service Ranger John Francis Smith has to face off against notorious crime lord Yogi Bear...master of the picnic basket theft, protection, and smuggling trade in Jellystone National Park.
("See, you hands over a couple o' clams or a sandwich or two, if you don't want animals like Mr. Boo to steal your meal, see?")
Mr. Ranger is wearing a plate carrier and toting a tacticool AR platform in .338 Lapua.
("When you take on Yogi's bears, you'd best make sure you brought enough gun to do the job.")
Plot twist: Mr. Ranger's wife chooses the bear...
Is that a good or bad thing?
Doggone good question.
Re: Plot Bunny Strikes Again!
Posted: Tue May 21, 2024 4:54 am
by Johnnie Lyle
Poohbah wrote: ↑Tue May 21, 2024 4:37 am
Johnnie Lyle wrote: ↑Tue May 21, 2024 4:09 am
Poohbah wrote: ↑Thu May 16, 2024 4:20 am
Another noir neo-Western concept:
JELLYSTONE
National Park Service Ranger John Francis Smith has to face off against notorious crime lord Yogi Bear...master of the picnic basket theft, protection, and smuggling trade in Jellystone National Park.
("See, you hands over a couple o' clams or a sandwich or two, if you don't want animals like Mr. Boo to steal your meal, see?")
Mr. Ranger is wearing a plate carrier and toting a tacticool AR platform in .338 Lapua.
("When you take on Yogi's bears, you'd best make sure you brought enough gun to do the job.")
Plot twist: Mr. Ranger's wife chooses the bear...
Is that a good or bad thing?
Doggone good question.
A smart lawyer would argue it’s cruel and unusual punishment.
Re: Plot Bunny Strikes Again!
Posted: Tue May 21, 2024 4:55 am
by Poohbah
Johnnie Lyle wrote: ↑Tue May 21, 2024 4:54 am
Poohbah wrote: ↑Tue May 21, 2024 4:37 am
Johnnie Lyle wrote: ↑Tue May 21, 2024 4:09 am
Is that a good or bad thing?
Doggone good question.
A smart lawyer would argue it’s cruel and unusual punishment.
For the bear, presumably.
Re: Plot Bunny Strikes Again!
Posted: Tue May 21, 2024 5:06 am
by Johnnie Lyle
Poohbah wrote: ↑Tue May 21, 2024 4:55 am
Johnnie Lyle wrote: ↑Tue May 21, 2024 4:54 am
Poohbah wrote: ↑Tue May 21, 2024 4:37 am
Doggone good question.
A smart lawyer would argue it’s cruel and unusual punishment.
For the bear, presumably.
I’ve seen that variant of the proposition.