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A Brief Message...

Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2023 10:45 am
by MikeKozlowski
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"I'm Mike Kozlowski, and I approve this message."

Re: A Brief Message...

Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2023 11:09 am
by jemhouston
Sounds like a Mythbusters segment when a kid wanted them to blow his family's car up. They did it twice, once Hollywood style with Gasoline to get the fireball, second time C-4.

Great training exercise.

Re: A Brief Message...

Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2023 11:46 am
by MikeKozlowski
jemhouston wrote: ↑Tue Sep 26, 2023 11:09 am Sounds like a Mythbusters segment when a kid wanted them to blow his family's car up. They did it twice, once Hollywood style with Gasoline to get the fireball, second time C-4.

Great training exercise.
Jem,

C4 IS fun. I can still smell the stuff.

Mike

Re: A Brief Message...

Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2023 11:59 pm
by Rocket J Squrriel
jemhouston wrote: ↑Tue Sep 26, 2023 11:09 am Sounds like a Mythbusters segment when a kid wanted them to blow his family's car up. They did it twice, once Hollywood style with Gasoline to get the fireball, second time C-4.

Great training exercise.
Sounds like it went a lot better than the cannonball incident. :lol:

Re: A Brief Message...

Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2023 8:48 pm
by Zen9
Kozlowski, was that you in Oxford?

What did we say about lighting other people's farts.......

;)

Re: A Brief Message...

Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2023 8:56 pm
by MikeKozlowski
Zen9 wrote: ↑Thu Oct 05, 2023 8:48 pm Kozikowski, was that you in Oxford?

What did we say about lighting other people's farts.......

;)
Zen,

I deny everything, demand counsel, and besides it was two other guys.

Mike

Re: A Brief Message...

Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2023 1:38 pm
by Belushi TD
And you were out of the country!

Belushi TD

Re: A Brief Message...

Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2023 3:09 pm
by MikeKozlowski
Belushi TD wrote: ↑Fri Oct 06, 2023 1:38 pm And you were out of the country!

Belushi TD
(Checks)

Why, yes. Yes, I was.

Mike

Re: A Brief Message...

Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2023 7:41 pm
by Belushi TD
My standard response to that sort of thing is ...

"It wasn't me. You can't prove it. I was out of the country anyway!"

It stems from a very psycho ex who was intent on blaming her STD in 2003 on me from when we dated a decade earlier, rather than her philandering husband.

After a number of unpleasant phone calls I finally gave her that line and hung up.

She immediately called me back to yell at me and I interrupted her to tell her that her hubby was banging someone else, and if she didn't want to catch another STD, she needed to divorce his sorry ass.

I've never heard from her again!

Belushi TD

Re: A Brief Message...

Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2023 8:46 pm
by jemhouston
Belushi TD wrote: ↑Fri Oct 06, 2023 7:41 pm My standard response to that sort of thing is ...

"It wasn't me. You can't prove it. I was out of the country anyway!"

It stems from a very psycho ex who was intent on blaming her STD in 2003 on me from when we dated a decade earlier, rather than her philandering husband.

After a number of unpleasant phone calls I finally gave her that line and hung up.

She immediately called me back to yell at me and I interrupted her to tell her that her hubby was banging someone else, and if she didn't want to catch another STD, she needed to divorce his sorry ass.

I've never heard from her again!

Belushi TD
Which brings up the question did her of her again, say the newspaper for either shooting her husband or getting beaten by said husband?

Re: A Brief Message...

Posted: Sat Oct 07, 2023 9:37 pm
by Zen9
MikeKozlowski wrote: ↑Fri Oct 06, 2023 3:09 pm
Belushi TD wrote: ↑Fri Oct 06, 2023 1:38 pm And you were out of the country!

Belushi TD
(Checks)

Why, yes. Yes, I was.

Mike
Obviously for a fee.....I can confirm this ;)

Re: A Brief Message...

Posted: Sat Oct 07, 2023 10:16 pm
by MikeKozlowski
Zen9 wrote: ↑Sat Oct 07, 2023 9:37 pm
MikeKozlowski wrote: ↑Fri Oct 06, 2023 3:09 pm
Belushi TD wrote: ↑Fri Oct 06, 2023 1:38 pm And you were out of the country!

Belushi TD
(Checks)

Why, yes. Yes, I was.

Mike
Obviously for a fee.....I can confirm this ;)
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Mike

Re: A Brief Message...

Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2023 2:24 am
by Nightwatch2
Rocket J Squrriel wrote: ↑Tue Sep 26, 2023 11:59 pm
jemhouston wrote: ↑Tue Sep 26, 2023 11:09 am Sounds like a Mythbusters segment when a kid wanted them to blow his family's car up. They did it twice, once Hollywood style with Gasoline to get the fireball, second time C-4.

Great training exercise.
Sounds like it went a lot better than the cannonball incident. :lol:
Ah, but the cannonball was a classic!! 🤣