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Re: Jokes

Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2025 11:53 am
by Bob Dedmon
Nightwatch2 wrote: Tue Oct 28, 2025 2:52 pm I just sold my homing pigeon on Ebay




again…..
well done...making any money off it?

Re: Jokes

Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2025 1:52 pm
by Nightwatch2
Bob Dedmon wrote: Wed Oct 29, 2025 11:53 am
Nightwatch2 wrote: Tue Oct 28, 2025 2:52 pm I just sold my homing pigeon on Ebay




again…..
well done...making any money off it?
It’s a recurring income stream that occasionally takes flight

Re: Jokes

Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2025 8:43 pm
by Nik_SpeakerToCats
Finally cleared access, moved bedroom's 'temporary' rolling rail.

Found an 'Odd Sock' orphanage.

Put them all through wash, will sort / match when they're clean and dry...

Re: Jokes

Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2025 12:03 am
by Davion Highlander
At the height of WWII on the Eastern front, a high-level meeting takes place in the Kremlin between Stalin and the marshals on the situation on their respective fronts. When the meeting ends, Marshal Georgy Zhukov is the first one to step out. As he does so, he mutters under his breath "Fucking asshole with a mustache!" It just so happens that Stalin's secretary, Alexander Poskrebyshev hears this. So being a loyal servant to the cause, he reports it to his boss. Stalin then orders Zhukov brought back.
Two minutes later, Zhukov is back in the room facing Stalin.
"Comrade Zhukov," begins Stalin, "would you please repeat what you said when you left the room?"
"I said 'fucking asshole with a mustache' Comrade Stalin."
"And who did you have in mind when you said it?"
"Why, Comrade Stalin, Hitler of course..."
Stalin then turns to Poskrebyshev,
"And you, Comrade Poskrebyshev, who did you have in mind when he said it?"

Re: Jokes

Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2025 12:08 am
by jemhouston
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Re: Jokes

Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2025 2:57 pm
by Nightwatch2
It’s a fallback position
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Re: Jokes

Posted: Mon Nov 03, 2025 8:05 pm
by Bernard Woolley
Shamelessly nicked. Still haven’t found him, though!

Re: Jokes

Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2025 10:46 am
by Davion Highlander
Bernard Woolley wrote: Mon Nov 03, 2025 8:05 pm Shamelessly nicked. Still haven’t found him, though!

they should look 3 feet up the president of the united states ass... I think thats the most likely place to find him! Or maybe at the local KGB office?

Re: Jokes

Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2025 1:47 pm
by Michael
Davion Highlander wrote: Wed Nov 05, 2025 10:46 am
Bernard Woolley wrote: Mon Nov 03, 2025 8:05 pm Shamelessly nicked. Still haven’t found him, though!

they should look 3 feet up the president of the united states ass... I think thats the most likely place to find him! Or maybe at the local KGB office?
Isn't the KGB Office already there?

Re: Jokes

Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2025 7:53 pm
by Nightwatch2
Michael wrote: Wed Nov 05, 2025 1:47 pm
Davion Highlander wrote: Wed Nov 05, 2025 10:46 am
Bernard Woolley wrote: Mon Nov 03, 2025 8:05 pm Shamelessly nicked. Still haven’t found him, though!

they should look 3 feet up the president of the united states ass... I think thats the most likely place to find him! Or maybe at the local KGB office?
Isn't the KGB Office already there?
That’s about as funny as a case of hemorrhoids while pulling 5g’s

Re: Jokes

Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2025 8:21 pm
by Davion Highlander
Michael wrote: Wed Nov 05, 2025 1:47 pm
Davion Highlander wrote: Wed Nov 05, 2025 10:46 am
Bernard Woolley wrote: Mon Nov 03, 2025 8:05 pm Shamelessly nicked. Still haven’t found him, though!

they should look 3 feet up the president of the united states ass... I think thats the most likely place to find him! Or maybe at the local KGB office?
Isn't the KGB Office already there?

Well the KGB office sure as hell isn't in Clacton - or Farage might actually swing by there once or twice...

Re: Jokes

Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2025 10:11 pm
by Bernard Woolley
Nightwatch2 wrote: Wed Nov 05, 2025 7:53 pm
Michael wrote: Wed Nov 05, 2025 1:47 pm
Davion Highlander wrote: Wed Nov 05, 2025 10:46 am


they should look 3 feet up the president of the united states ass... I think thats the most likely place to find him! Or maybe at the local KGB office?
Isn't the KGB Office already there?
That’s about as funny as a case of hemorrhoids while pulling 5g’s

It’s true, though. 😉

Re: Jokes

Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2025 3:01 pm
by David Newton
What actress has had the most punctuated career in recent history?
Spoiler!
Tilda Swinton.

Re: Jokes

Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2025 12:15 am
by gtg947h
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Re: Jokes

Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2025 2:47 pm
by jemhouston
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