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Poohbah
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The CEO of Honda was fired today due to historic poor performance by the car manufacturer. The no confidence vote by the board was highly contentious and he had to be forcibly removed from the building due to an apparent refusal to leave…

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…on his own accord.
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warshipadmin
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jemhouston
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Funny and to the point.
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warshipadmin
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Here' the original. Hmm, that's rather a good take on it.

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1Big Rich wrote: ↑Thu Aug 01, 2024 1:29 pm Image
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Nightwatch2
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Good one 👍
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I've been trying to leave Rome for weeks now but all of the roads have this weird design flaw.
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Couple of new events in the Olympics. Men beating up women, and Pedo plays with balls.
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https://youtube.com/shorts/ikH9Ms2czus? ... bJhwZ3K8u0
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Not bad..
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David Newton
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What forbidden weapon of war is produced when soldiers who are on parade break wind?

Mustered gas!
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I hired a roofing company owned by Beyonce's cousin.

That's right...All The Shingle Ladies
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jemhouston
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Two week notice guys

https://x.com/RealMattCouch/status/1826 ... s-n2399861
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jemhouston wrote: ↑Mon Aug 26, 2024 5:08 pm Two week notice guys

https://x.com/RealMattCouch/status/1826 ... s-n2399861
“Sorry you can’t quit, we’re short staffed.”

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