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Busted

Boise, Idaho
February 7th, 1998

Krista and I were coming from looking at the stars.

"Daddy, why can I only see the stars in winter?"

"Because in summer, the sun's still up at your bedtime, sweetie."

"Why is that?"

I tried to explain how the Earth went around the Sun as we went back inside. In the mudroom, Krista scrunched her eyes as she thought about this.

We went inside.

"Daddy, what makes the world go around?"

I smiled.

My adorable bride, Roberta, yelled from the kitchen, "Joshua Joseph Mantell, you had better NOT answer that!"

THE END

You could answer momentum, love or money.

jemhouston wrote: ↑Mon Jan 23, 2023 3:58 pm You could answer momentum, love or money.

I'm still trying to figure out how she heard the smile...

Poohbah wrote: ↑Mon Jan 23, 2023 3:59 pm

jemhouston wrote: ↑Mon Jan 23, 2023 3:58 pm You could answer momentum, love or money.

I'm still trying to figure out how she heard the smile...

She's a mother, that explains everything. Also how many years has she known you? You may not know how she thinks, she knows how you do.