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Chuck Norris Dies at 86
Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2026 2:13 pm
by Lordroel
Chuck Norris, Action Icon and ‘Walker Texas Ranger’ Star, Dies at 86
https://variety.com/2026/film/news/chuc ... 236694953/
Re: Chuck Norris Dies at 86
Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2026 2:17 pm
by MikeKozlowski
...He didn't die. He just returned to his home world.
Mike
Re: Chuck Norris Dies at 86
Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2026 2:27 pm
by Lordroel
MikeKozlowski wrote: ↑Fri Mar 20, 2026 2:17 pm
...He didn't die. He just returned to his home world.
Mike
Death and Chuck are now drinking buddies.
Re: Chuck Norris Dies at 86
Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2026 2:28 pm
by kdahm
Lordroel wrote: ↑Fri Mar 20, 2026 2:27 pm
MikeKozlowski wrote: ↑Fri Mar 20, 2026 2:17 pm
...He didn't die. He just returned to his home world.
Mike
Death and Chuck are now drinking buddies.
No, Death just stopped moonlighting as Chuck Norris.
Re: Chuck Norris Dies at 86
Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2026 3:05 pm
by Micael
Bet you Saint Peter didn’t dare ask him any questions on the way in.
Re: Chuck Norris Dies at 86
Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2026 4:33 pm
by Sukhoiman
Bruce Lee Chuck Norris endless rematches!
RIP (Earthly presence) Legend!
Re: Chuck Norris Dies at 86
Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2026 5:56 pm
by Bernard Woolley
He’s roundhouse kicking in Heaven.
Re: Chuck Norris Dies at 86
Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2026 6:12 pm
by Lordroel
Micael wrote: ↑Fri Mar 20, 2026 3:05 pm
Bet you Saint Peter didn’t dare ask him any questions on the way in.
Chuck Norris didn't "die", he went to train Saint Michael on how to roundhouse kick the devil for when Armageddon comes.
Re: Chuck Norris Dies at 86
Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2026 7:50 pm
by jemhouston
Re: Chuck Norris Dies at 86
Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2026 9:17 pm
by Paul Nuttall
From one of the Discworld facebook sites
Chuck Norris is the only person Death has spoken to in lower case letters.
Re: Chuck Norris Dies at 86
Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2026 9:38 pm
by MikeKozlowski
"Fear Not", says Chuck Norris to terrified angels
Mike
Re: Chuck Norris Dies at 86
Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2026 10:32 pm
by Kunkmiester
Begun, the memes have.
Re: Chuck Norris Dies at 86
Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2026 10:49 pm
by Craiglxviii
Death has had a Chuck Norris experience.
RIP to a really, really nice guy.
Re: Chuck Norris Dies at 86
Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2026 4:41 am
by Marko Dash
Chuck died quite a while ago, it just took death several years to gather the courage to tell him.
Re: Chuck Norris Dies at 86
Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2026 6:52 pm
by Sukhoiman
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