History, Politics And Current Affairs

...From some football game played last night:



THIS IS CETI ALPHA FIVE!!!

They assimilate entire worlds and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further!

I have a structured settlement but I need cash now!

THE BEACONS ARE LIT! GONDOR CALLS FOR AID!!

“THERE. ARE. FOUR. LIGHTS!”

Mike

UNO REVERSE! (considering it's almost always the coach yelling at a player)

Also, I know why KC had such problems last night. Andy Reid's 'stache wasn't frozen over and didn't have icicles growing in it.

"Broken Arrow, this is danger close, and roll in hot."

"TAYLOR SWIFT WAS ABLE TO WRITE HER LATEST HIT IN A CAVE! WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!"

Poohbah wrote: ↑Mon Feb 12, 2024 7:04 pm "TAYLOR SWIFT WAS ABLE TO WRITE HER LATEST HIT IN A CAVE! WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!"

I bow before the master.

It's obviously "I NEED CHEESE!!!!!"

Zen9 wrote: ↑Tue Feb 13, 2024 8:28 am It's obviously "I NEED CHEESE!!!!!"

I was going to go with, " GET THIS STRAIGHT - IF WE DON'T WIN, THEN THERE'S NO TAY-TAY FOR TRAVIS TONIGHT, GOT IT????", but you win.

Mike

I was going with KHAAAAAAAAAN

Craiglxviii wrote: ↑Tue Feb 13, 2024 2:47 pm I was going with KHAAAAAAAAAN

"....Judges..?"

"....."

DINGDINGDINGDING!


Mike

On second thoughts this is my wife to my daughter "PICK UP THE LEGO"

Zen9 wrote: ↑Tue Feb 13, 2024 9:34 pm On second thoughts this is my wife to my daughter "PICK UP THE LEGO"

I thought those were against the Ottawa 1997 Anti-Personnel Mine Ban Convention. Particularly the placement of them on the floor.

You mean for their use as caltrops? UK electrical plugs on the floor serve a similar purpose.

kdahm wrote: ↑Tue Feb 13, 2024 10:21 pm

Zen9 wrote: ↑Tue Feb 13, 2024 9:34 pm On second thoughts this is my wife to my daughter "PICK UP THE LEGO"

I thought those were against the Ottawa 1997 Anti-Personnel Mine Ban Convention. Particularly the placement of them on the floor.

That's broken lego

Zen9 wrote: ↑Wed Feb 14, 2024 5:28 pm

kdahm wrote: ↑Tue Feb 13, 2024 10:21 pm

Zen9 wrote: ↑Tue Feb 13, 2024 9:34 pm On second thoughts this is my wife to my daughter "PICK UP THE LEGO"

I thought those were against the Ottawa 1997 Anti-Personnel Mine Ban Convention. Particularly the placement of them on the floor.

That's broken lego

Couldn't help myself.