Re: Dark Earth Timeline Discussion
Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2025 4:14 pm
August 1975
August 1: Hank Williams scores his first chart topping hit in over a decade with LPs and new cassette tapes of Lonesome Boy, a doleful duet with Dolly Parton, selling by the thousands and tens of thousands across the United States as country and western fans relish his comeback record. Some predict that Williams might even become the first country artist to top the mainstream pop charts.
August 2: Beginning of the Satellite Instructional Television Programme in India, with over 2500 villages provided with television through the auspices of the Ministry of Space and its Indian subsidiary. Ambitious plans for the complete electrification of entire Union of India by the year 2000 are seemingly on track, driven by a plan for twenty fusion power plants and considerable new hydroelectrical capacity, whilst a goal for a literacy rate of 60% by the same year is fraught with more complications. Perhaps the most expansive task is that which lays before Indian Railways, which seeks to build or import 25,000 new modern locomotives, 200,000 passenger cars and 500,000 freight wagons in the next 15 years, along with refurbishing up to half of India's 15,000 railway stations.
August 3: The Admiralty finalises the armament suite of the new Type 23 anti-surface warfare frigates due to begin construction in the second half of 1977, with the ships to carry two twin 125mm mounts, an increased number of Paladin and Sea Eagle anti-ship strike missiles in the new Vertical Launch System cells, and an innovative new type of dual-purpose rocket torpedo.
August 4: Terrorists of the Japanese Red Army assault the U.S. consulate in Kuala Lumpur, taking 52 hostages. Within hours, the consulate is surrounded by Malay, British and U.S. forces, with the latter being flown in from Thailand on supersonic transports. Negotiations continue through the night before a heavily armed team from a hitherto secret U.S. Special Forces unit enters the building through the walls using advanced sorcery and eliminates all but one terrorist whilst concealed by special invisibility cloaks and freeing the hostages.
August 5: An armoured car of the Hang Seng Bank carrying just over 100 million Hong Kong dollars is held up by a gang of heavily armed robbers lying in ambush, but their well planned getaway is foiled by young martial artist and budding actor Jackie Chan, who crashes through the roof of their car after pratfalling off a nearby roof during the filming of an insurance commercial. He disarms the two conscious robbers and manages to keep them from escaping before the arrival of a Special Wizardry and Tactics team of the Royal Hong Kong Police and a patrolling section of RHKP Gurkhas take control of the crime scene.
August 6: Birth of a fifth child, a son named Albert Phillip Louis Charles, to the Prince and Princess of Wales, at Buckingham Palace. Both mother and infant are reported to be well, with the new arrival weighing in at 8lb 12oz. The news is met by celebratory gun salutes by the Army and Royal Navy, whilst church bells ring out across the land and bonfires are lit that night in traditional fashion. There are some reports that His Royal Highness may soon be appointed Governor-General of Australia, having previously undergone part of his education there and becoming fond of the country and its peoples.
August 7: Release of The Battle of the South China Sea, a naval war film based around the huge battles between the Royal Navy and Imperial Japanese Navy in the South China Sea and Malaya in early 1942, starring Anthony Quayle as Admiral of the Fleet Sir Andrew Cunningham, Toshiro Mifune as Admiral Isoroku Yamamoto, Michael Hordern as Admiral Sir Bruce Fraser, Harry Andrews as Field Marshal Wavell, Sean Connery as General Sir William Slim, Alfred Lynch as Rear Admiral Sir Philip Vian and Michael Caine as General Okill Wearmouth. The picture attracts positive reviews for the use of special effects and miniatures, as well as real warships, to show the scale of the fleets involved in the strategic Allied victory, but one piece, by a Roger Ebert, states that it perhaps chose the wrong month to be released, with both The Star Wars and Jaws still attracting full houses.
August 8: Collapse of the Banqiao Dam in China, leading to widespread flooding of the Ru River in Henan Province, which is thought to directly drowned over 20,000 people and lead to the deaths of tens of thousands of others due to subsequent famine, disease and the aftereffects of flooding. The Emperor of China declares privately that he will permit no further dams to be built across the entirety of his domain unless they are proof against the worst that man or nature can muster.
August 9: Kidnapping of the 21 year old heir to the multimillion dollar fortune of the Bronfman family, owners of the Canadian Seagram's whiskey company, by parties unknown after a family dinner in upstate New York. Eager to avoid any harm to young Samuel Bronfman, the family indicates that they are prepared to pay the ransom; an urgent long distance telephone call to Los Angeles is placed shortly afterwards from a neighbour's mansion.
August 10: The local Premier of the government of the Comoros Islands is overthrown by a group of police, prior to being restored to power by the French garrison later that afternoon, with a battalion of French reinforcements being flown in from Reunion to maintain order. French Premier d'Ambreville has announced plans for the incorporation of multiple parts of the French Empire into France proper for ease of administration.
August 11: USAF and RCAF fighters are scrambled to intercept two Soviet Tu-95 strategic jet bombers in airspace near the Aleutian Islands, with the Red planes subsequently escorted until they fly back over the Soviet Komandorski Islands. Copious photographs are taken of the bombers, as is customary, with a number of hitherto unseen pods and what appear to be defensive installations mounted on the aircraft.
August 12: New Zealand runner John Walker breaks the world record for the mile at a meet in Gothenburg, recording a time of 3 minutes and 49.4 seconds, some 10 seconds faster than Roger Bannister's run in 1954. It is widely anticipated that Walker will be one of the chief challengers for the gold medal in the mile at the New York City Olympics next year, and that he is capable of pushing the record time further down, in something of an ironic feat considering his name. A number of other British Commonwealth middle distance runners are among his potential rivals for the Olympics and beyond to the Empire Games, including the young Sebastian Coe.
August 13: US and British intelligence confirms the development of a new highly advanced Soviet 'superfighter', provisionally codenamed the MiG-31 Firefox, through national technical means and human intelligence sources. A highly secret plan to attempt to steal information on the aircraft, or even steal the prototype itself once it is able to fly, begins to be considered in the Pentagon.
August 14: Reformation of the Commonwealth Corps to control Australian and New Zealand units deployed to Germany with the British Army of the Rhine, consisting of the 1st Australian Armoured Division, 2nd New Zealand Division, 3rd Rhodesian Division and 4th South African Armoured Division. There are plans for the formation to split into SARAC and ANZAC elements in due course, should the current relative peace with Indonesia and in Rhodesia hold.
August 15: The Japanese television network NNS begins scouting locations in Northern China and Inner Mongolia after becoming the first Japanese production given permission to film in Imperial China since the Sino-Japanese War. The production is intended to be a fantastical historical drama based on the 16th century novel Journey to the West, with a range of Japanese dramatic actors being sought for the major roles. Consideration was given to the role of Su Wukong being played by an actual talking simian, but the nature of that monkey was irrepressible; he had to be let go after becoming overly fond of his personal assistant and leading to a subsequent lawsuit.
August 16: A party of explorers in Colombia come across the long lost ruins of a city concealed in the overgrown and mountainous Sierra Nevada de Santa Maria, with initial observations leading them to believe that the site could be thousands of years old. One member of the party finds a large clearing surrounded by standing stones carved with images of what he perceives to be flying saucers, leading him to claim in a newspaper article that the modern phenomenon of UFOs is in fact merely part of a long history of visitors from far away; he is subsequently sued by Erik von Danniken for use of his idea.
August 17: Samuel Bronfman is rescued by 'The A-Team', with the famous skilled commandos driving a black van through the wall of a New York City hideout, even as the kidnappers had successfully misdirected the efforts of the NYPD and FBI to track them down. Despite a heavy gun battle, no one is shot, and the hapless criminals, badly bruised but intact, are left trussed up like prize dodos for New York's finest to collect them; Bronfman is returned unharmed and mostly unshaken to his home in Purchase by a cigar chomping taxi driver, who is heard to remark that 'he loves it when a plan comes together.'
August 18: Forward deployed CIA officers in Southern Laos report receiving information from refugees and clandestine sources of the increased presence of dark elves in North Vietnam, apparently operating with the Group of Soviet Forces deployed in support of Hanoi. The report is immediately highly classified and sent for consideration in Langley.
August 19: The Venezuelan government rejects a proposal for the nationalisation of foreign oil interests in the South American nation, with one minister stating that such a course of action would be the inevitable cause of either indirect or direct conflict with the United States, and that would not result in any positive outcomes for the country and its people. They rather elect to negotiate a new series of even more lucrative profit sharing agreements, increasing the state's share from 50% to 60% by 1980, in addition to annual payments; it is estimated that the income of such agreements, which are likely to be accepted by American and British petroleum companies, will increase Venezuela's government revenue sufficient to fund an expansive series of public works in Caracas and other cities, as well as electrify much of the countryside.
August 20: A Texan bicycle rider is struck by an idea for carrying drinking water in an IV bag on his back in a sock whilst riding, with drinking tube attached. He subsequently trials his invention on his next ride, then adds a valve to the tube to allow for easier consumption. He subsequently patents and markets his idea, and whilst the HydraPack proves to not be a greater seller initially, it attracts the interest of a captain based at Fort Hood.
August 21: Fabrique Nationale opens a new small arms manufacturing plant in Pont Llanio in Wales, with the facility projected to employ more than 2500 people, and the Belgian firm having been attracted by lucrative British government incentives, and ongoing negotiations regarding a British Army order for a modified version of the new FN Minimi as an automatic rifle. Long term discussions on a potential new British service rifle continue at a fairly slow pace, with a number of different calibres and guns proposed, along with simply upgrading the current L1A1 and L2A1 combination, such as the current integration of laser sights.
August 22: The Soviet Union conducts nine salvoed nuclear tests on Novaya Zemlya, breaking all previous records on the sheer scale of testing. US intelligence analysts are torn between the motivation being the development of a new nuclear drive for deep space cruisers or some sort of underground atomic warfare device.
August 23: Glenelg kick the highest score in in SANFL and senior Australian Rules football history, scoring 55.26 (356) to Central Districts 11.14 (80), with Fred Phillis scoring 24.6. The enormous victory sets up an intriguing final stage to the season, with reigning Magarey Medallist Russell Ebert thought to be neck and neck with North Adelaide champion Barrie Robran for this season's league best and fairest. As the best league outside of the VFL - and being ahead of it in a number of metrics - the potential of a South Australian side has been of great interest to the agents of Colonel X. Marmaduke Glossop-Portankington III, who has offered to invest a fabulous 25 million US dollars in the sport.
August 24: The first 'Soccer Bowl' is held by the North American Soccer League (even as its officials protest that this was the eighth such championship game), with the Springfield Atoms defeating the San Jose Earthquakes 1-0 in front of a crowd of almost 30,000 at C. Montgomery Burns Stadium in Springfield. A number of US sports journalists comment that the Soccer Bowl is able to go off without a hitch, in stark contrast to the plague of woes seemingly besetting American football.
August 25: Unveiling of a new advanced Anglo-American amphibious warship concept incorporating capacity for war machines and power armour equipped infantry in addition to tanks and armoured fighting vehicles on a new Landing Ship Tank. The ship is to have a displacement upwards of 8000 tons, carry two helicopters, be armed with a Medium Calibre Gun, two Light Medium Calibre Guns, smaller guns, self-defence missiles and a pair of rocket launcher pods, and carry up to 32 main battle tanks, up to 500 troops and various other vehicles and war machines. It is considered that the LST still has a role, despite the development of the hovercraft, in the heavy landing mission in particular potential theatres of operations.
August 26: A scandalous Brixton man named Mr Tom Narrow attempts to sell his grandmother, pushing her around in a barrow before being dissuaded from his strange notion by the profound puzzlement of his neighbours. He returns her home to her bed and successfully sold his barrow for half a crown, before being cautioned by the local constable over his eccentricity, and promised a trip to the stocks should he contemplate any further granny-selling.
August 27: Ethiopian Emperor Haile Selassie arrives in New York City for an address to the United Nations, followed by a tour of the United States and Canada. Selassie, 83, is still regarded as perhaps the highest profile African world figure and is quite popular amongst the Negro population of the United States for his stalwart resistance to Fascist Italy before and during the Second World War, and his moral leadership and encouragement of Africa's independent states in the subsequent decades.
August 28: The Ministry of Food publishes its annual register of foreign restaurants across Britain, with there being 536 Indian, 357 French, 254 Italian, 227 Chinese, 169 German and Austro-Hungarian, 132 Spanish, 123 Scandinavian and 110 Greek establishments in the country. This would seem to reflect known trends in national food preferences and tastes, whereby Anglicised versions of many dishes are preferred by British diners; this has lead to the development of a number of new versions of Indian curries and Chinese foodstuffs, in addition to Italian derived 'pitsa'. There seems to have been a slight decline in the number of American restaurants, with some of the dishes offered apparently not winning favour with British diners. Domestic establishments, such as Berni Inns, Olde England, Jolly Rogers, Lyons and Miggins Pies (which has recently acquired the Greggs bakery chain in Newcastle), remain the predominant favourites with the British restaurant market, with there being 392, 316, 338, 475 and 324 of each respectively.
August 29: An article in Forestry describes the development of a new form of advanced tree growth enchantment by a group of British druids and dendromancers acting on behalf of the Royal Forestry Society and based on the experimental 'Falkland Method'. Through a combination of growth spells, elven tree-singing, accelerated fertilisation and certain secret methods conveyed by the Tree Lords, a designated woodland can grow from sapling stage to a full 'old' growth forest in 12 months. Plans have been mooted for the growth of large new forests in Scotland, Yorkshire, Ireland and the West Country to provide for greater natural amenity for the nation, as well as the growth of special groves of trees from New Zealand, the Americas and elsewhere.
August 30: Three suspected Soviet spies are arrested in simultaneous operations across Illinois, with the subsequent espionage scandal sparking calls for a new Communist Control Act to act upon the perceived numbers of communist sympathisers in certain industries and roles. Across the Atlantic, the Association of University Teachers in Britain begins debating whether to potentially expel members proved to be involved with illegal Communist front organisations.
August 31: An attempted armed robbery of a Greyhound bus travelling between Chicago and Toronto goes awry after the would-be highwaymen are shot by a 75 year old grandmother on her way to visit her grandchildren, who produced her MAC-10 from her knitting bag in profound irritation at her perusal of her gossip magazine being disrupted. The injured criminals are belabored by the other mainly elderly passengers and are heard to be relieved at the arrival of the police as saving them from the 'Gray Death'.
August 1: Hank Williams scores his first chart topping hit in over a decade with LPs and new cassette tapes of Lonesome Boy, a doleful duet with Dolly Parton, selling by the thousands and tens of thousands across the United States as country and western fans relish his comeback record. Some predict that Williams might even become the first country artist to top the mainstream pop charts.
August 2: Beginning of the Satellite Instructional Television Programme in India, with over 2500 villages provided with television through the auspices of the Ministry of Space and its Indian subsidiary. Ambitious plans for the complete electrification of entire Union of India by the year 2000 are seemingly on track, driven by a plan for twenty fusion power plants and considerable new hydroelectrical capacity, whilst a goal for a literacy rate of 60% by the same year is fraught with more complications. Perhaps the most expansive task is that which lays before Indian Railways, which seeks to build or import 25,000 new modern locomotives, 200,000 passenger cars and 500,000 freight wagons in the next 15 years, along with refurbishing up to half of India's 15,000 railway stations.
August 3: The Admiralty finalises the armament suite of the new Type 23 anti-surface warfare frigates due to begin construction in the second half of 1977, with the ships to carry two twin 125mm mounts, an increased number of Paladin and Sea Eagle anti-ship strike missiles in the new Vertical Launch System cells, and an innovative new type of dual-purpose rocket torpedo.
August 4: Terrorists of the Japanese Red Army assault the U.S. consulate in Kuala Lumpur, taking 52 hostages. Within hours, the consulate is surrounded by Malay, British and U.S. forces, with the latter being flown in from Thailand on supersonic transports. Negotiations continue through the night before a heavily armed team from a hitherto secret U.S. Special Forces unit enters the building through the walls using advanced sorcery and eliminates all but one terrorist whilst concealed by special invisibility cloaks and freeing the hostages.
August 5: An armoured car of the Hang Seng Bank carrying just over 100 million Hong Kong dollars is held up by a gang of heavily armed robbers lying in ambush, but their well planned getaway is foiled by young martial artist and budding actor Jackie Chan, who crashes through the roof of their car after pratfalling off a nearby roof during the filming of an insurance commercial. He disarms the two conscious robbers and manages to keep them from escaping before the arrival of a Special Wizardry and Tactics team of the Royal Hong Kong Police and a patrolling section of RHKP Gurkhas take control of the crime scene.
August 6: Birth of a fifth child, a son named Albert Phillip Louis Charles, to the Prince and Princess of Wales, at Buckingham Palace. Both mother and infant are reported to be well, with the new arrival weighing in at 8lb 12oz. The news is met by celebratory gun salutes by the Army and Royal Navy, whilst church bells ring out across the land and bonfires are lit that night in traditional fashion. There are some reports that His Royal Highness may soon be appointed Governor-General of Australia, having previously undergone part of his education there and becoming fond of the country and its peoples.
August 7: Release of The Battle of the South China Sea, a naval war film based around the huge battles between the Royal Navy and Imperial Japanese Navy in the South China Sea and Malaya in early 1942, starring Anthony Quayle as Admiral of the Fleet Sir Andrew Cunningham, Toshiro Mifune as Admiral Isoroku Yamamoto, Michael Hordern as Admiral Sir Bruce Fraser, Harry Andrews as Field Marshal Wavell, Sean Connery as General Sir William Slim, Alfred Lynch as Rear Admiral Sir Philip Vian and Michael Caine as General Okill Wearmouth. The picture attracts positive reviews for the use of special effects and miniatures, as well as real warships, to show the scale of the fleets involved in the strategic Allied victory, but one piece, by a Roger Ebert, states that it perhaps chose the wrong month to be released, with both The Star Wars and Jaws still attracting full houses.
August 8: Collapse of the Banqiao Dam in China, leading to widespread flooding of the Ru River in Henan Province, which is thought to directly drowned over 20,000 people and lead to the deaths of tens of thousands of others due to subsequent famine, disease and the aftereffects of flooding. The Emperor of China declares privately that he will permit no further dams to be built across the entirety of his domain unless they are proof against the worst that man or nature can muster.
August 9: Kidnapping of the 21 year old heir to the multimillion dollar fortune of the Bronfman family, owners of the Canadian Seagram's whiskey company, by parties unknown after a family dinner in upstate New York. Eager to avoid any harm to young Samuel Bronfman, the family indicates that they are prepared to pay the ransom; an urgent long distance telephone call to Los Angeles is placed shortly afterwards from a neighbour's mansion.
August 10: The local Premier of the government of the Comoros Islands is overthrown by a group of police, prior to being restored to power by the French garrison later that afternoon, with a battalion of French reinforcements being flown in from Reunion to maintain order. French Premier d'Ambreville has announced plans for the incorporation of multiple parts of the French Empire into France proper for ease of administration.
August 11: USAF and RCAF fighters are scrambled to intercept two Soviet Tu-95 strategic jet bombers in airspace near the Aleutian Islands, with the Red planes subsequently escorted until they fly back over the Soviet Komandorski Islands. Copious photographs are taken of the bombers, as is customary, with a number of hitherto unseen pods and what appear to be defensive installations mounted on the aircraft.
August 12: New Zealand runner John Walker breaks the world record for the mile at a meet in Gothenburg, recording a time of 3 minutes and 49.4 seconds, some 10 seconds faster than Roger Bannister's run in 1954. It is widely anticipated that Walker will be one of the chief challengers for the gold medal in the mile at the New York City Olympics next year, and that he is capable of pushing the record time further down, in something of an ironic feat considering his name. A number of other British Commonwealth middle distance runners are among his potential rivals for the Olympics and beyond to the Empire Games, including the young Sebastian Coe.
August 13: US and British intelligence confirms the development of a new highly advanced Soviet 'superfighter', provisionally codenamed the MiG-31 Firefox, through national technical means and human intelligence sources. A highly secret plan to attempt to steal information on the aircraft, or even steal the prototype itself once it is able to fly, begins to be considered in the Pentagon.
August 14: Reformation of the Commonwealth Corps to control Australian and New Zealand units deployed to Germany with the British Army of the Rhine, consisting of the 1st Australian Armoured Division, 2nd New Zealand Division, 3rd Rhodesian Division and 4th South African Armoured Division. There are plans for the formation to split into SARAC and ANZAC elements in due course, should the current relative peace with Indonesia and in Rhodesia hold.
August 15: The Japanese television network NNS begins scouting locations in Northern China and Inner Mongolia after becoming the first Japanese production given permission to film in Imperial China since the Sino-Japanese War. The production is intended to be a fantastical historical drama based on the 16th century novel Journey to the West, with a range of Japanese dramatic actors being sought for the major roles. Consideration was given to the role of Su Wukong being played by an actual talking simian, but the nature of that monkey was irrepressible; he had to be let go after becoming overly fond of his personal assistant and leading to a subsequent lawsuit.
August 16: A party of explorers in Colombia come across the long lost ruins of a city concealed in the overgrown and mountainous Sierra Nevada de Santa Maria, with initial observations leading them to believe that the site could be thousands of years old. One member of the party finds a large clearing surrounded by standing stones carved with images of what he perceives to be flying saucers, leading him to claim in a newspaper article that the modern phenomenon of UFOs is in fact merely part of a long history of visitors from far away; he is subsequently sued by Erik von Danniken for use of his idea.
August 17: Samuel Bronfman is rescued by 'The A-Team', with the famous skilled commandos driving a black van through the wall of a New York City hideout, even as the kidnappers had successfully misdirected the efforts of the NYPD and FBI to track them down. Despite a heavy gun battle, no one is shot, and the hapless criminals, badly bruised but intact, are left trussed up like prize dodos for New York's finest to collect them; Bronfman is returned unharmed and mostly unshaken to his home in Purchase by a cigar chomping taxi driver, who is heard to remark that 'he loves it when a plan comes together.'
August 18: Forward deployed CIA officers in Southern Laos report receiving information from refugees and clandestine sources of the increased presence of dark elves in North Vietnam, apparently operating with the Group of Soviet Forces deployed in support of Hanoi. The report is immediately highly classified and sent for consideration in Langley.
August 19: The Venezuelan government rejects a proposal for the nationalisation of foreign oil interests in the South American nation, with one minister stating that such a course of action would be the inevitable cause of either indirect or direct conflict with the United States, and that would not result in any positive outcomes for the country and its people. They rather elect to negotiate a new series of even more lucrative profit sharing agreements, increasing the state's share from 50% to 60% by 1980, in addition to annual payments; it is estimated that the income of such agreements, which are likely to be accepted by American and British petroleum companies, will increase Venezuela's government revenue sufficient to fund an expansive series of public works in Caracas and other cities, as well as electrify much of the countryside.
August 20: A Texan bicycle rider is struck by an idea for carrying drinking water in an IV bag on his back in a sock whilst riding, with drinking tube attached. He subsequently trials his invention on his next ride, then adds a valve to the tube to allow for easier consumption. He subsequently patents and markets his idea, and whilst the HydraPack proves to not be a greater seller initially, it attracts the interest of a captain based at Fort Hood.
August 21: Fabrique Nationale opens a new small arms manufacturing plant in Pont Llanio in Wales, with the facility projected to employ more than 2500 people, and the Belgian firm having been attracted by lucrative British government incentives, and ongoing negotiations regarding a British Army order for a modified version of the new FN Minimi as an automatic rifle. Long term discussions on a potential new British service rifle continue at a fairly slow pace, with a number of different calibres and guns proposed, along with simply upgrading the current L1A1 and L2A1 combination, such as the current integration of laser sights.
August 22: The Soviet Union conducts nine salvoed nuclear tests on Novaya Zemlya, breaking all previous records on the sheer scale of testing. US intelligence analysts are torn between the motivation being the development of a new nuclear drive for deep space cruisers or some sort of underground atomic warfare device.
August 23: Glenelg kick the highest score in in SANFL and senior Australian Rules football history, scoring 55.26 (356) to Central Districts 11.14 (80), with Fred Phillis scoring 24.6. The enormous victory sets up an intriguing final stage to the season, with reigning Magarey Medallist Russell Ebert thought to be neck and neck with North Adelaide champion Barrie Robran for this season's league best and fairest. As the best league outside of the VFL - and being ahead of it in a number of metrics - the potential of a South Australian side has been of great interest to the agents of Colonel X. Marmaduke Glossop-Portankington III, who has offered to invest a fabulous 25 million US dollars in the sport.
August 24: The first 'Soccer Bowl' is held by the North American Soccer League (even as its officials protest that this was the eighth such championship game), with the Springfield Atoms defeating the San Jose Earthquakes 1-0 in front of a crowd of almost 30,000 at C. Montgomery Burns Stadium in Springfield. A number of US sports journalists comment that the Soccer Bowl is able to go off without a hitch, in stark contrast to the plague of woes seemingly besetting American football.
August 25: Unveiling of a new advanced Anglo-American amphibious warship concept incorporating capacity for war machines and power armour equipped infantry in addition to tanks and armoured fighting vehicles on a new Landing Ship Tank. The ship is to have a displacement upwards of 8000 tons, carry two helicopters, be armed with a Medium Calibre Gun, two Light Medium Calibre Guns, smaller guns, self-defence missiles and a pair of rocket launcher pods, and carry up to 32 main battle tanks, up to 500 troops and various other vehicles and war machines. It is considered that the LST still has a role, despite the development of the hovercraft, in the heavy landing mission in particular potential theatres of operations.
August 26: A scandalous Brixton man named Mr Tom Narrow attempts to sell his grandmother, pushing her around in a barrow before being dissuaded from his strange notion by the profound puzzlement of his neighbours. He returns her home to her bed and successfully sold his barrow for half a crown, before being cautioned by the local constable over his eccentricity, and promised a trip to the stocks should he contemplate any further granny-selling.
August 27: Ethiopian Emperor Haile Selassie arrives in New York City for an address to the United Nations, followed by a tour of the United States and Canada. Selassie, 83, is still regarded as perhaps the highest profile African world figure and is quite popular amongst the Negro population of the United States for his stalwart resistance to Fascist Italy before and during the Second World War, and his moral leadership and encouragement of Africa's independent states in the subsequent decades.
August 28: The Ministry of Food publishes its annual register of foreign restaurants across Britain, with there being 536 Indian, 357 French, 254 Italian, 227 Chinese, 169 German and Austro-Hungarian, 132 Spanish, 123 Scandinavian and 110 Greek establishments in the country. This would seem to reflect known trends in national food preferences and tastes, whereby Anglicised versions of many dishes are preferred by British diners; this has lead to the development of a number of new versions of Indian curries and Chinese foodstuffs, in addition to Italian derived 'pitsa'. There seems to have been a slight decline in the number of American restaurants, with some of the dishes offered apparently not winning favour with British diners. Domestic establishments, such as Berni Inns, Olde England, Jolly Rogers, Lyons and Miggins Pies (which has recently acquired the Greggs bakery chain in Newcastle), remain the predominant favourites with the British restaurant market, with there being 392, 316, 338, 475 and 324 of each respectively.
August 29: An article in Forestry describes the development of a new form of advanced tree growth enchantment by a group of British druids and dendromancers acting on behalf of the Royal Forestry Society and based on the experimental 'Falkland Method'. Through a combination of growth spells, elven tree-singing, accelerated fertilisation and certain secret methods conveyed by the Tree Lords, a designated woodland can grow from sapling stage to a full 'old' growth forest in 12 months. Plans have been mooted for the growth of large new forests in Scotland, Yorkshire, Ireland and the West Country to provide for greater natural amenity for the nation, as well as the growth of special groves of trees from New Zealand, the Americas and elsewhere.
August 30: Three suspected Soviet spies are arrested in simultaneous operations across Illinois, with the subsequent espionage scandal sparking calls for a new Communist Control Act to act upon the perceived numbers of communist sympathisers in certain industries and roles. Across the Atlantic, the Association of University Teachers in Britain begins debating whether to potentially expel members proved to be involved with illegal Communist front organisations.
August 31: An attempted armed robbery of a Greyhound bus travelling between Chicago and Toronto goes awry after the would-be highwaymen are shot by a 75 year old grandmother on her way to visit her grandchildren, who produced her MAC-10 from her knitting bag in profound irritation at her perusal of her gossip magazine being disrupted. The injured criminals are belabored by the other mainly elderly passengers and are heard to be relieved at the arrival of the police as saving them from the 'Gray Death'.