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Re: Jokes

Posted: Sun May 07, 2023 5:17 am
by Poohbah
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Re: Jokes

Posted: Sun May 07, 2023 10:54 am
by jemhouston
Poohbah wrote: Sun May 07, 2023 5:17 am FB_IMG_1683436576235.jpg
Fat cat

Re: Jokes

Posted: Sun May 07, 2023 3:09 pm
by Vendetta
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Re: Jokes

Posted: Mon May 08, 2023 2:50 pm
by Poohbah
Is "Colorado" labeled "Colourado" on British maps?

Re: Jokes

Posted: Mon May 08, 2023 5:20 pm
by Craiglxviii
Poohbah wrote: Mon May 08, 2023 2:50 pm Is "Colorado" labeled "Colourado" on British maps?
Colo-rah-do ;)

Re: Jokes

Posted: Tue May 09, 2023 1:43 pm
by Poohbah
What if Stacy's Mom was Jesse's Girl and her phone number was 867-5309?

Re: Jokes

Posted: Tue May 09, 2023 3:44 pm
by Belushi TD
Poohbah wrote: Tue May 09, 2023 1:43 pm What if Stacy's Mom was Jesse's Girl and her phone number was 867-5309?
Hmmm... You know, Stacy's dad never gets any press...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WANlg297AHU

Re: Jokes

Posted: Tue May 09, 2023 8:09 pm
by Poohbah
Smaller babies are typically delivered by stork but heavier ones need a crane.

Re: Jokes

Posted: Sun May 14, 2023 11:31 am
by OSCSSW
Poohbah wrote: Thu Mar 09, 2023 2:27 pm Am I a horrible person for suggesting "Ontos" when requested to supply a gender-neutral name?
Are we talking about Ontos the marvel Cmic book character?

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Re: Jokes

Posted: Sun May 14, 2023 11:32 am
by OSCSSW
Poohbah wrote: Thu Mar 09, 2023 2:27 pm Am I a horrible person for suggesting "Ontos" when requested to supply a gender-neutral name?

Not that bad a name Craig. First time I heard of one was in DaNang. They were on loading them back to the states as Dick Nixon's (God bless Him) Vietnamization policy was in full swing.


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Re: Jokes

Posted: Sun May 14, 2023 11:47 am
by OSCSSW
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Re: Jokes

Posted: Sun May 21, 2023 2:48 pm
by Vendetta
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Re: Jokes

Posted: Sun May 21, 2023 4:46 pm
by Poohbah
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?

A cat has claws at the end of its paws, and a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.

Re: Jokes

Posted: Tue May 23, 2023 5:09 am
by Vendetta
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Re: Jokes

Posted: Tue May 23, 2023 5:41 am
by Poohbah
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Re: Jokes

Posted: Sun May 28, 2023 10:34 am
by jemhouston
Small Decisions Can Have Major Consequences

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Re: Jokes

Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2023 4:47 pm
by Poohbah
This Styx in my mind for some reason.
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Re: Jokes

Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2023 8:10 pm
by Poohbah
Why has the U-2 been flying for nearly 70 years?

It still hasn't found what it's looking for.

Re: Jokes

Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2023 7:55 pm
by Poohbah
The upcoming film "Oppenheimer" is so awful that it's going to bomb in Japan.

Twice.

Re: Jokes

Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2023 8:59 am
by trekchu
What's the highest building in Moscow?

KGB headquarters. You can see Siberia from the basement.