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Is "Colorado" labeled "Colourado" on British maps?
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Poohbah wrote: Mon May 08, 2023 2:50 pm Is "Colorado" labeled "Colourado" on British maps?
Colo-rah-do ;)
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What if Stacy's Mom was Jesse's Girl and her phone number was 867-5309?
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Poohbah wrote: Tue May 09, 2023 1:43 pm What if Stacy's Mom was Jesse's Girl and her phone number was 867-5309?
Hmmm... You know, Stacy's dad never gets any press...

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Smaller babies are typically delivered by stork but heavier ones need a crane.
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Poohbah wrote: Thu Mar 09, 2023 2:27 pm Am I a horrible person for suggesting "Ontos" when requested to supply a gender-neutral name?
Are we talking about Ontos the marvel Cmic book character?

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Poohbah wrote: Thu Mar 09, 2023 2:27 pm Am I a horrible person for suggesting "Ontos" when requested to supply a gender-neutral name?

Not that bad a name Craig. First time I heard of one was in DaNang. They were on loading them back to the states as Dick Nixon's (God bless Him) Vietnamization policy was in full swing.


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What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?

A cat has claws at the end of its paws, and a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.
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Small Decisions Can Have Major Consequences

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This Styx in my mind for some reason.
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Why has the U-2 been flying for nearly 70 years?

It still hasn't found what it's looking for.
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The upcoming film "Oppenheimer" is so awful that it's going to bomb in Japan.

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What's the highest building in Moscow?

KGB headquarters. You can see Siberia from the basement.
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