The Democrats would drop him in your backyard.OSCSSW wrote: ↑Wed Dec 21, 2022 1:17 amIf a dog were that mad the kind thing would be to put the poor beastie out of it's misery . Enough said!jemhouston wrote: ↑Tue Dec 20, 2022 8:14 pm Senior Chief, since the Democrats thinks California, New York, DC, Chicago, LA, and SF are well run areas which should models for the nation, they probably think she's doing a fine job.
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jemhouston
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The Democrats would drop him in your backyard.jemhouston wrote: ↑Wed Dec 21, 2022 1:59 amIf a dog were that mad the kind thing would be to put the poor beastie out of it's misery . Enough said!
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It would be an honor to put the poor thing out of it's misery. Too bad really, although I don't care much for most dogs, their too needy I like "Go F yourself" cats, they sure are a far more likeable group than what passes for "leadership" in today's DemoRat party.
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How can man die better than facing fearful odds, for the ashes of his fathers and the temples of his God?
When a (DPMA) or (SRA) was not possible we made do
This will seem funnier if you folks know what I am talking about. The USN types here can disregard the following.
"Availability" is a Scheduled assignment of a ship to an industrial activity for the purpose of accomplishing repairs or performing maintenance and/or modernization.
1. Drydocking Phased Maintenance Availability (DPMA) - A phased maintenance availability extended to include drydocking of the ship.
2. Drydocking Selected Restricted Availability (SRA) - A selected restricted availability extended to include drydocking of the ship.
"Availability" is a Scheduled assignment of a ship to an industrial activity for the purpose of accomplishing repairs or performing maintenance and/or modernization.
1. Drydocking Phased Maintenance Availability (DPMA) - A phased maintenance availability extended to include drydocking of the ship.
2. Drydocking Selected Restricted Availability (SRA) - A selected restricted availability extended to include drydocking of the ship.
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How can man die better than facing fearful odds, for the ashes of his fathers and the temples of his God?
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Paul Nuttall
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I am assuming the first tweet is a joke but I do like the reply
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I'm just remembering that I can't run or drive away when the woman finally learns what Ontos means...
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MikeKozlowski
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Poohbah wrote: ↑Thu Mar 09, 2023 9:57 pmI'm just remembering that I can't run or drive away when the woman finally learns what Ontos means...
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Colleen writes to her son. "Dear Paddy, I hope the British are treating you well in prison. It's rough here, as we're approaching planting season and the ground on the west plot is so very hard. Without you to fix the tractor, we will probably have to rent one from the Fitzpatricks. It's going to be a thin profit."
He writes back, "Ma! Whatever you do, don't dig the west field. That's where we hid the grenades and rifles for the Company."
The same day she receives the letter, the Royal Engineers show up with mine detectors, chemical sniffers, backhoes and scrapers, and turf the field down three feet. They find nothing and leave.
The next day she receives another letter. "I've done what I can, Ma. Plant the potatoes."
He writes back, "Ma! Whatever you do, don't dig the west field. That's where we hid the grenades and rifles for the Company."
The same day she receives the letter, the Royal Engineers show up with mine detectors, chemical sniffers, backhoes and scrapers, and turf the field down three feet. They find nothing and leave.
The next day she receives another letter. "I've done what I can, Ma. Plant the potatoes."
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David Newton
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What sort of cake is flown from the staff at the bow of ship?
A flapjack.
A flapjack.