Re: Jokes
Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2025 2:43 pm
No mouse had its gender transitioned, though.
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Re: Jokes
Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2025 7:40 am
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From Private Eye.
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Funny.
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Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2025 11:41 pm
Doesn’t that joke date back to at least the Reagan Administration? 
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Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2025 3:14 am
At leastBernard Woolley wrote: ↑Fri Apr 18, 2025 11:41 pm Doesn’t that joke date back to at least the Reagan Administration?
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Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2025 1:19 pm
If you know, you know:
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II. DUE TO POTENTIAL FOR POLITICAL UNREST, A GUARD WAS PLACED ON THE TOMB. PER REPORT OF GUARDS ON WATCH, THE TOMB SPONTANEOUSLY OPENED SHORTLY BEFORE DAWN TODAY, ACCOMPANIED BY BLINDING LIGHT. BODY OF JESUS WAS NOT RPT NOT PRESENT. GUARDS PRESENTLY BEING HELD IN PRETRIAL CONFINEMENT PENDING COURT-MARTIAL PROCEEDINGS.
III. INDIGENOUS PERSONNEL HAVE SPREAD RUMORS THAT JESUS OF NAZARETH HAS RISEN FROM THE DEAD.
IV. URGENTLY REQUEST GUIDANCE. MY POLAD IS F***ING USELESS (HIRING SENATORS' IDIOT NEPHEWS IS NOT A VALID STRATEGY OUT HERE), KING HEROD IS A SCHEMING OPPORTUNISTIC WEASELLY LITTLE S**T, AND THE LOCAL RELIGIOUS AUTHORITIES HAVE GONE NUCKING FUTS.
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Re: Jokes
Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2025 1:48 pm
You know Poohbah, posts like that are why I no longer drink or have a tumbler in my hand when I read posts.
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Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2025 3:29 pm
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Re: Jokes
Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2025 4:41 pm
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Re: Jokes
Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2025 11:06 am
Just seen a truly terrible joke on the side of a pest control van.
What note sounds when a wasp hits a car windscreen?
Bee flat!
What note sounds when a wasp hits a car windscreen?
Bee flat!
Re: Jokes
Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2025 6:41 pm
This was seen at an Armed Forces Day event today. Clearly someone in 30 Regiment Royal Signals likes dad jokes!