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Paul Nuttall
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For those in the UK, though the outage will have had knock on effects
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Nathan45
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Day in the life of a Swedish Person

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/KHOwaBritwU
Paul Nuttall
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David Newton
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The jokes just write themselves ….
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Nathan45
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:D
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Nightwatch2
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Nathan45 wrote: ↑Mon Oct 26, 2026 1:24 pm:D
:lol: :lol:
Belushi TD
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Its that time of year so.....


Knock Knock!




Who's there?





Ah.





Ah, who?














Werewolves of London
Nik_SpeakerToCats
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USPS...

Post by Nik_SpeakerToCats »

So, my friend in US sent me (UK) a gift of work-wear.

He tracks the parcel to France !!

USPS say it has gone to the correct destination, because they never, ever make mistakes...

I must wonder if flight was diverted to EU due our two named storms, back-to-back, making several UK air-ports seriously unsafe. In which case, transfer and delivery to UK may follow in mid-November...

Friends who have suffered similar interesting USPS experiences mutter that performance curve is not 'Bell Shaped', but sadly exhibits a long, long tail down into the near-archaeological...

YMMV.

Would I be excessively cynical by wondering if USPS have routed my 'Park Ranger' hat to Ukraine instead UK ??
If you cannot see the wood for the trees, deploy LIDAR.
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