Jokes

[Bob Dedmon]

I just sold my homing pigeon on Ebay




again…..

well done...making any money off it?

[Nightwatch2]

I just sold my homing pigeon on Ebay




again…..

well done...making any money off it?

It’s a recurring income stream that occasionally takes flight

[Nik_SpeakerToCats]

Finally cleared access, moved bedroom's 'temporary' rolling rail.

Found an 'Odd Sock' orphanage.

Put them all through wash, will sort / match when they're clean and dry...

[Davion Highlander]

At the height of WWII on the Eastern front, a high-level meeting takes place in the Kremlin between Stalin and the marshals on the situation on their respective fronts. When the meeting ends, Marshal Georgy Zhukov is the first one to step out. As he does so, he mutters under his breath "Fucking asshole with a mustache!" It just so happens that Stalin's secretary, Alexander Poskrebyshev hears this. So being a loyal servant to the cause, he reports it to his boss. Stalin then orders Zhukov brought back.
Two minutes later, Zhukov is back in the room facing Stalin.
"Comrade Zhukov," begins Stalin, "would you please repeat what you said when you left the room?"
"I said 'fucking asshole with a mustache' Comrade Stalin."
"And who did you have in mind when you said it?"
"Why, Comrade Stalin, Hitler of course..."
Stalin then turns to Poskrebyshev,
"And you, Comrade Poskrebyshev, who did you have in mind when he said it?"

[jemhouston]

[Nightwatch2]

It’s a fallback position

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[Bernard Woolley]

Shamelessly nicked. Still haven’t found him, though!

[Davion Highlander]

Shamelessly nicked. Still haven’t found him, though!

they should look 3 feet up the president of the united states ass... I think thats the most likely place to find him! Or maybe at the local KGB office?

[Michael]

Shamelessly nicked. Still haven’t found him, though!

they should look 3 feet up the president of the united states ass... I think thats the most likely place to find him! Or maybe at the local KGB office?

Isn't the KGB Office already there?

[Nightwatch2]

Shamelessly nicked. Still haven’t found him, though!

they should look 3 feet up the president of the united states ass... I think thats the most likely place to find him! Or maybe at the local KGB office?

Isn't the KGB Office already there?

That’s about as funny as a case of hemorrhoids while pulling 5g’s

[Davion Highlander]

Shamelessly nicked. Still haven’t found him, though!

they should look 3 feet up the president of the united states ass... I think thats the most likely place to find him! Or maybe at the local KGB office?

Isn't the KGB Office already there?

Well the KGB office sure as hell isn't in Clacton - or Farage might actually swing by there once or twice...

[Bernard Woolley]

they should look 3 feet up the president of the united states ass... I think thats the most likely place to find him! Or maybe at the local KGB office?

Isn't the KGB Office already there?

That’s about as funny as a case of hemorrhoids while pulling 5g’s

It’s true, though.

[David Newton]

What actress has had the most punctuated career in recent history?

Spoiler!

Tilda Swinton.

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[jemhouston]