A Conversation This Morning...

[MikeKozlowski]

CONTEXT: The Fair Melissa and I are discussing the case of a 12 year old boy who got in trouble for sending a threatening text message. It's unclear exactly what the lad intended to say, because it's written in textspeak and emojis. Aaaaaaaaand....SCENE:

The Fair Melissa: "And you can't rule out the possibility that the adults are completely misinterpreting the statement, because of the spelling and emojis - that would be like me looking at something written in Russian without being able to read it, and deciding it means, 'I'll kill you.' "

Me: "Point of Order: if it's in Russian, it probably DOES mean, 'I'll kill you.' "

The Fair Melissa: (Considers this for a moment, then gets up, comes over to me, and gives me a high five)

Mike

[Johnnie Lyle]

And then the Russians would blow up the dumpster behind Taco Bell.

[MikeKozlowski]

And then the Russians would blow up the dumpster behind Taco Bell.

You owe me a new keyboard.

Mike

[Johnnie Lyle]

And then the Russians would blow up the dumpster behind Taco Bell.

You owe me a new keyboard.

Mike

Keyboard refunds are as useful as Russian NCOs.

[Belushi TD]

I would have thought that if it was written in Finnish, it would be more likely to say "I'll kill you".



Belushi TD

[Johnnie Lyle]

I would have thought that if it was written in Finnish, it would be more likely to say "I'll kill you".



Belushi TD

If you’re Swedish before 1809 and are really nice, it could say “I’ll kill for you.”

[Micael]

I would have thought that if it was written in Finnish, it would be more likely to say "I'll kill you".



Belushi TD

If you’re Swedish before 1809 and are really nice, it could say “I’ll kill for you.”

That mostly happens when Russian is heard first.

From earlier in the year:

[Johnnie Lyle]

I would have thought that if it was written in Finnish, it would be more likely to say "I'll kill you".



Belushi TD

If you’re Swedish before 1809 and are really nice, it could say “I’ll kill for you.”

That mostly happens when Russian is heard first.

From earlier in the year:

Or Poles, Germans, Austrians, Croats, Hungarians, Czechs, Spaniards, Italians, Frenchmen, Belgians, the Dutch, Norwegians, Danes.

Especially Danes:

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https://satwcomic.com/nordic-brothers

Swedes and Finns historically aren’t that picky about which neighbors, or neighbors of neighbors, or neighbors if neighbors of neighbors they kill.

[Micael]

If you’re Swedish before 1809 and are really nice, it could say “I’ll kill for you.”

That mostly happens when Russian is heard first.

From earlier in the year:

Or Poles, Germans, Austrians, Czechs, Spaniards, Italians, Norwegians, Danes.

Especially Danes.

Swedes and Finns historically aren’t that picky about which neighbors they kill.

Nah, those are just sideshows in the Swedish mentality, scuffle with them if there’s some reason to do so that comes up, but not really arch-enemies as such. It’s the Russians that have been the ultimate enemy of the last millenium. Still is, that ”in favor of supporting Ukraine in the war” per EU country thing that I posted is one symptom of that.

[Johnnie Lyle]

That mostly happens when Russian is heard first.

From earlier in the year:

Or Poles, Germans, Austrians, Czechs, Spaniards, Italians, Norwegians, Danes.

Especially Danes.

Swedes and Finns historically aren’t that picky about which neighbors they kill.

Nah, those are just sideshows in the Swedish mentality, scuffle with them if there’s some reason to do so that comes up, but not really arch-enemies as such. It’s the Russians that have been the ultimate enemy of the last millenium. Still is, that ”in favor of supporting Ukraine in the war” per EU country thing that I posted is one symptom of that.

You only fought them five times. That’s a cakewalk compared to holding the record for the most wars, with Denmark.

You’re probably causing quadruple facepalm at NATO conferences asking if NATO applies when you attack the Danes again

[Micael]

Or Poles, Germans, Austrians, Czechs, Spaniards, Italians, Norwegians, Danes.

Especially Danes.

Swedes and Finns historically aren’t that picky about which neighbors they kill.

Nah, those are just sideshows in the Swedish mentality, scuffle with them if there’s some reason to do so that comes up, but not really arch-enemies as such. It’s the Russians that have been the ultimate enemy of the last millenium. Still is, that ”in favor of supporting Ukraine in the war” per EU country thing that I posted is one symptom of that.

You only fought them five times. That’s a cakewalk compared to holding the record for the most wars, with Denmark.

You’re probably causing quadruple facepalm at NATO conferences asking if NATO applies when you attack the Danes again

Oh that’s just some neighborly squabble. We don’t have any real beef with the Danes anymore.

[Johnnie Lyle]

Nah, those are just sideshows in the Swedish mentality, scuffle with them if there’s some reason to do so that comes up, but not really arch-enemies as such. It’s the Russians that have been the ultimate enemy of the last millenium. Still is, that ”in favor of supporting Ukraine in the war” per EU country thing that I posted is one symptom of that.

You only fought them five times. That’s a cakewalk compared to holding the record for the most wars, with Denmark.

You’re probably causing quadruple facepalm at NATO conferences asking if NATO applies when you attack the Danes again

Oh that’s just some neighborly squabble. We don’t have any real beef with the Danes anymore.

A likely story:

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https://satwcomic.com/we-are-in-a-very- ... lationship

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https://satwcomic.com/here-s-a-thought

[Micael]

You only fought them five times. That’s a cakewalk compared to holding the record for the most wars, with Denmark.

You’re probably causing quadruple facepalm at NATO conferences asking if NATO applies when you attack the Danes again

Oh that’s just some neighborly squabble. We don’t have any real beef with the Danes anymore.

A likely story:
9FB2C89F-C8EB-4BF3-9878-EAC061F6AD72.pnghttps://satwcomic.com/we-are-in-a-very-hateing-relationship
CDC6B89F-994F-49FF-8B67-B6851CDF3040.pnghttps://satwcomic.com/here-s-a-thought

SATW tends to exagerrate for effect just a tad.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danish_ ... _in_Sweden

[Johnnie Lyle]

Oh that’s just some neighborly squabble. We don’t have any real beef with the Danes anymore.

A likely story:
9FB2C89F-C8EB-4BF3-9878-EAC061F6AD72.pnghttps://satwcomic.com/we-are-in-a-very-hateing-relationship
CDC6B89F-994F-49FF-8B67-B6851CDF3040.pnghttps://satwcomic.com/here-s-a-thought

SATW tends to exagerrate for effect just a tad.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danish_ ... _in_Sweden

More like an evil Swedish plot to lull us into a false sense of security before you go all Deluge on Europe (again) has been exposed.

[Sukhoiman]

danes, norwegians, finns etc etc....they're just the "derpy little bro" fights for swedes....all part of growing up.

Everybody's grown up now and turned out ok in the end...they're even working together a whole bunch.

Russia is something else entirely.

[Micael]

danes, norwegians, finns etc etc....they're just the "derpy little bro" fights for swedes....all part of growing up.

Everybody's grown up now and turned out ok in the end...they're even working together a whole bunch.

Russia is something else entirely.

Exactly.

[Johnnie Lyle]

Russia is the derp now.

Given their performance, calling them derpy is a mortal insult to derps.

[Micael]

Actually a bit of a funny coincidence given the discussion above, but announced today that we’re doing bulk buys with urgent deliveries of counter-UAS systems. ”Wingman”, ”Pitbull” and ”Dobberman”, from a Danish manufacturer.

[Johnnie Lyle]

Actually a bit of a funny coincidence given the discussion above, but announced today that we’re doing bulk buys with urgent deliveries of counter-UAS systems. ”Wingman”, ”Pitbull” and ”Dobberman”, from a Danish manufacturer.

Stealing essential Danish secrets! We’re on to you, Sweden.

[Micael]

Actually a bit of a funny coincidence given the discussion above, but announced today that we’re doing bulk buys with urgent deliveries of counter-UAS systems. ”Wingman”, ”Pitbull” and ”Dobberman”, from a Danish manufacturer.

Stealing essential Danish secrets! We’re on to you, Sweden.

Who’s we? Aren’t you a watered down Norwegian?

Oh and another thing I just saw. Sgt Maj that’s prepped for celebration:

Says ”100K dead Russian f***ers”.